Legal Mumbo Jumbo: Terms and Conditions of Use

Credit for the original version of this belongs with Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit. He's a law professor, and I figure if this is good enough for him, then it's good enough for me. At least for now. I'm basically copying Glenn's terms of use below, but as the terms themselves provide, I'm allowed to do that so long as I disclose that I'm doing so. So there's your disclaimer. "So long as we've got a voucher!" Sorry.

As Glenn notes, “All websites have terms of use. I think that some of them are kind of intrusive, but in general they're upheld by the courts. So here are mine.” And thus, mine too. By reading, linking to, quoting, printing out, or in any way making use of my website's content by or in any means, place, or forum, you agree to the following terms and conditions of use:

1.  All original content of patmulry.com is copyrighted by patmulry.com’s owner, Patrick T. Mulry, and is not to be used without permission except as provided herein. patmulry.com is a trademark belonging to Patrick T. Mulry. In using patmulry.com, you recognize that patmulry.com is primarily a guide to building a portable poker table (and other projects that may occur later), that all content is provided on an as-is basis, and that no factual statement or design proposed on this site should be relied upon without further investigation on your part sufficient to satisfy you in your independent judgment that it is true and a good idea. patmulry.com and Patrick T. Mulry hereby disclaim any express or implied warranties. Additionally, no warranty is given for any content on patmulry.com, including, but not limited to project plans, instructions, or ideas, including any warranty of merchantability and/or warranty for fitness for a particular purpose. patmulry.com reserves the right to change this policy at any time, without advance notice; these terms of use are subject to change, and should be reviewed regularly.

2.  Permission is granted to read, quote, cite, link to, and print out and use the plans and instructions published on patmulry.com, so long as you comply with the terms and conditions set forth above and below.

A. All quotations from patmulry.com will include credit to patmulry.com or to Pat Mulry and, wherever practicable, a hyperlink of the form http://patmulry.com... to the site. Copying, sale, and/or distribution of the poker table plans and/or instructions published on this site is strictly prohibited without prior written authorization from Patrick T. Mulry.

B. In exchange for the access to patmulry.com content described above, you agree not to sue patmulry.com and/or Patrick T. Mulry for its content, whether original or linked or quoted from another source, in any court, on any grounds whatsoever in law or equity. patmulry.com and/or Patrick T. Mulry may sue you for your use of any material published on patmulry.com in violation of these terms and conditions in any court of competent jurisdiction. Should you violate this agreement by filing such a lawsuit, you agree to pay patmulry.com’s owner or owners the sum of one million dollars ($1,000,000) as liquidated damages, in addition to all attorney's fees, court costs, and other expenses associated with this litigation, and to indemnify and save harmless patmulry.com and its owners from any damage award made against them in such an action. Should this agreement not to sue be held unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, you agree to binding arbitration, with all arbitration expenses to be paid by you. The arbitration panel shalll be composed of three (3) arbitrators selected by patmulry.com's owners or operators. The award in such arbitration shall be limited to (1) a monetary sum not to exceed $10; and (2) the publication of a retraction or correction on the patmulry.com site for a period of time not to exceed six (6) months. Should this arbitration provision be held unenforceable in a court of competent jurisdiction, you agree to accept as liquidated damages in any lawsuit against patmulry the sum of ten dollars ($10), and you agree that you will be entitled to no other relief of any kind in law or equity. You agree that all disputes concerning these terms of use or the content of patmulry.com are to be resolved in the courts of Dallas County, Texas, under the laws of Texas and the United States of America.

C. You agree that efforts to obtain and/or use patmulry.com content in violation or circumvention of these terms of use constitute a violation of patmulry.com’s and/or Patrick T. Mulry’s copyright and you understand and agree that (1) by virtue of this agreement you are estopped from arguing otherwise and (2) such violations may lead to civil or criminal penalties in addition to those outlined above.

D. If you are a corporation, you agree to provide, upon the filing of any lawsuit or the mailing of any letter threatening legal action, a cash bond in the amount of ten million dollars ($10,000,000) as security against the liquidated damages provided for in paragraph 2.B. above. If you are an attorney or law firm representing a party filing such lawsuit or causing such a letter to be sent, you agree to provide a bond in the same amount as security against the liquidated damages provided for in paragraph 2.B. above unless you have never accessed, viewed, read, or otherwise made use of patmulry.com content in any form.

E. Use the information provided on this site at your own risk. patmulry.com accepts no responsibility or liability for losses which may be incurred by persons using the information or links to other sites contained herein.

patmulry.com has used reasonable efforts in collecting, preparing and providing potentially useful information and material, but patmulry.com does not warrant or guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or adequacy of the information contained in or linked to this website.

All data or information found on this site are provided as a service to its readers on an "as is" basis and may be used for information purposes only. patmulry.com assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions in these materials. patmulry.com makes no commitment to update the information contained herein. patmulry.com makes no, and expressly disclaims any, representations or warranties, express or implied, regarding this website, including without limitation the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of text, graphics, links, and other items accessed from or via this website. No advice or information given by patmulry.com or any other party on this website shall create any warranty or liability.

There may be products referenced in this site which are provided by parties other than patmulry.com. patmulry.com makes no representations regarding either the products or any information vendors offer about their products. Any questions, complaints, or claims regarding the products must be directed to the appropriate manufacturer or vendor.

The appearance of external hyperlinks does not constitute endorsement by patmulry.com of the linked websites or the information, products, or services contained therein. patmulry.com does not exercise any control whatsoever over the information you might find at these locations. Please let me know about existing external links you believe may be inappropriate.

Check with your local authorities regarding the legality of home and online gambling in your area before playing poker or hosting a poker game. Nothing on patmulry.com is intended to support gambling in any way, shape, or form in any locality where it is not legal. No wagers are accepted on this website, which is for informational purposes only.</blockquote>

3. If you do not agree to these terms of use, exit the site immediately, destroy all copies of patmulry.com content remaining in any form on your computer, any other computer or network device under your control, in print form, or on any information storage or retrieval device that you possess or control. Then execute the following affidavit and send it by certified mail to patmulry.com, Legal Department, 15851 Dallas Parkway, Suite 1220, Addison, Texas 75001:

Affidavit

I hereby certify under penalty of perjury that I possess no copies of the patmulry.com website in any form whatsoever; that neither I nor any employee or associate will access that site in the future in any form whatsoever; that I will immediately destroy any copies of patmulry.com content that happen to come into my possession. I understand that action contrary to these statements constitutes both perjury and a violation of the patmulry.com Terms and Conditions of Use, subjecting me to possible civil and criminal liability.

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Signed (include date)

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Witnessed (notary)

Notary Seal:

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